She’s going to want a lopper to go with it. She’ll head out to the overgrown, unused part of the yard
chop it all down! When she’s done chopping, she’ll probably ask you for a handsaw. Then she’ll look at that low limb on the cherry tree
and she’ll chop that down, too. It will make an awful mess to clean up,
but the other mess is still there, too.
So she’ll want a rake to clean it up, and she’ll drag it all to a big pile in the front yard.
She’ll remember the ugliest rhododendron of them all in the back,
So she’ll cut that down, too.
When she’s done, she’ll want a cookie.
But that’s too bad; that’s a different book.
PS: Please send epsom salts.